Chips ahoy

>be at dinner with female friend
>she says her friend is a hostess there
>chips ahoy motherfuckers, this bitch is huge
>she waddles over and tries to find us a table
>Tells us she was just in the back eating poutine
>We sit and she insists we both get milkshakes
>Comes back 3 times to ask what we're getting and to make us get milkshakes.
>say no, I'm trying to be healthy this year (and every other fucking year)
>insists we take advantage of bottomless fries.
>gets offended when we dont


fuck.