The stars have aligned

>be me hanging with friends
>friend brings his gf
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>gf starts talking to me about weigh loss
>"I'm trying to detox my body! Eating healthy!"
>see her drinking large iced cappuccino sugar-infested beverage
>notices "Oh this is my treat of the day that Anon got me! One a day that's it!"
>we all go to a big park
>there's a little food shop (hot dogs, fries, etc)
>I go to the bathroom, come back 5 mins later (It's a bit of a walk away)
>see friend with his gf
>she turns around
>has eaten a hot dog and is now balls-deep into a large poutine (fries+gravy+cheese curds)
>mfw 'one treat a day!'