Sunday 10 August 2014

Let me tell you about this motherfucker I used to live with. Name was James.

>17 years old at the time
>Mom gets out of prison, moves in with this guy called James
>James is 350 lbs.
>Constantly wears 3 or more shirts
>Never showers
>Always smells like shit
>When he goes shopping with his food stamps, always uses the cripple cart
>One time makes a woman with a broken leg to get off hers so he can have it
>Eats food in the store,most of the time doesn't even pay for it after
>Breathes heavy doing literally anything
>Stays up till 5 in the morning eating
>Goes to Subway to get a foot long with chips and soda for lunch
>Goes to McDonalds before dinner
>Is on welfare, food stamps, disability

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