Friday 22 August 2014

Heavy Breathing

>working at Home Depot
>see a fat fuck waddling into the power drills section
>ask her if she needs any help
>breathing heavily between words, "No, I know what I need to get"
>the hell you do
>smile and say I'll be here if she needs any help
>She grabs a hand drill and circular saw
>walks all of 40 feet carrying them
>can hear her breathing heavily, obviously out of breath
>yells over at me to bring her a cart

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