Tuesday 12 August 2014

And the James constantly makes up stories about shit he's done in his life.



If he's to be believed, he has done all of the following:
>Fought in vietnam
>Was an officer in the NYPD
>Was a paramedic
>Owned a mattress store for 10 years
>Played the viola for the New York Philharmonic

Later I found out he was in the army for one contract, fighting in 0 conflicts, and he was not ever a police officer, he was apparently an auxiliary police officer. Basically a mall cop without a mall.

I have yet to catch him in any other lie, but I've not seen proof of any of it, and he is literally constantly high. He takes morphne, oxycontin, and another really high dose painkiller. Several times a day. This is because his knees are so fucked up from his obesity. He will tell you a story, and then the next day tell it again, but with details changed to make him sound more impressive.

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