>Shopping, picking up my oats
>No, seriously, went to the Chef Shop, picked up a case of Quaker Oats, 12 tubes @ 48oz for $29.96. Six month supply for cheap.
>Walking in, hamplanet black lady with not quite so hammy dude storming out screaming over her shoulder "I can't believe you niggas don't take EBT. How the fuck you be a store and not take EBT?"
>Big-ass signs on door saying "Unfortunately we do not currently accept SNAP/WIC/EBT. Sorry for the inconvenience."
>See manager looking type pushing flat with bulk pack potato chips, chocolate, candies, french fries, and other miscellaneous bullshit
>MFW to the entitled hambeast
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