Monday 25 August 2014

Let me tell you a story


>mother is a nurse
>she is in the after-surgery service so she have to deal with unconcious people and their families
>a couple of weeks ago, hambeast is recovering from heart surgery (quadruple bypass)
>full family if whales comes to see this guy and hiw he is going
>they try to enter into the room, only to disconfort with their giant whale tails the other patient
>since alpha male is already awoke, he is hungry
>a diet for somebody who got a heart operation is liquid/soft
>but no, hambeast cant eat that because he needs to clog his arteries again
>female whale and kid whale goes to the nearest market (is in front of the hospital)
>they return one hour later with a 2 roasted poultries, chips, 2liters diet coke X 3 and some napkins
>half of the nurses have to stop the hambeasts from getting the food in the room
>"MUH HUSBUND NEEDS TO EAT, YU AR KEELLING HIM"
>small whale does a tantrum since the nurses didnt let him see his father
>food fucking everywhere

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