>at McDonald's for dat der dirty bulk
>fat fuck behind me
>I'm looking at the menu deciding what to order
>Hear a loud fart from behind me
>Oh god it smells horrible
>Look at fat shit
>He has the stupidest, shit-eating grin on his face
>Suddenly, out of nowhere
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>fat fuck lets out the loudest fart I've heard
>hear the sound of pure petrid shit hitting his diaper
>women are screaming, babies, crying
>everyone in a 15 foot radius is on the floor gagging and holding on for life
>fire alarm goes off and sprinklers start showering us
>black out
>wake up 2 days later in a hospital
>i nearly suffocated
>that McDonald's had to be torn down and HAZMAT was still there
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