in one of my classes, the majority of people there are overweight

>at least 10 (out of 25-30) are obese
>one girl is so huge that she can't fit in the desks
>has to sit at a table in the front of the room instead
>turns sideways to go through the door
>the other hamplanets can fit in the chairs, but can't use the flip down part of the desk due to their lard
>one day we're talking about problems of under and overnutrition
>subject moves to obesity in the US
>here we go
>prof starts bringing up your typical tumblr shit
>"obesity has been linked to certain genes and a different microflora of bacteria in the GI tract"
>dismisses food and lifestyle
>take a midway break from class
>go out into the hall
>the three obese females who bothered to come that day waddle out
>they all head for the snack machine, slip their wallets out of their folds
>buy a few snacks each and sodas
>fatties gonna fat