Monday 7 April 2014

Be a marine in Colombia

>be a marine in Colombia
>fighting niggers,you know,casual shit
>suddenly fat woman from pic related appears
>wants to kill us all at our camp
>I'm not a pussy and instead of running away I start shooting her with my AK
>fuck fuck fuck,she won't die
>marinebro gives me a special weapon,almost unlimited clip,takes 1000 bullets at once,really high fire rate
>still hambeast doesn't die
>other bros throw grenades at her,she keeps doing the "fat walk" (you know,the kind of walk fat people who can't walk straight do)
>she's_going_to_eat_us_all.jpg
>funnybro throws a hamburger at her as a last joke
>mfw she stops
>mfw she eats it
>mfw she becomes a black hole after eating it

And that was my dream the other night.

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