going to hang out with bro the other day

>decide to bring donuts because cheat meal
>get in line and theres 3 hambeasts ordering
>they get 2 boxes full of fucking cookies
>they just keep ordering more
>1 asks for 2 cookies that she can eat in the car as if she didnt have enough already
>asks the male hamplanet if he wants anything
>says "no i already ate a bag of potato chips, im carbed up"
>its only 10 am
>then they ask if they have premade cakes
>jesus christ what the fuck
>order my 4 donuts and go to pay
>they ask to have something written on it and have to move to where i am
>almost mowed down by stomachs but don't move out of their way
>male fatass smugly says "pardon us" and turns away
>mfw