I can finally contribute.

>At playground with foster brothers
>Chasing them around, playing tag and all that
>Chubby kid is on swings, being pushed by a huuuge woman
>Not good with guessing weight but she was almost spherical and was at least 6 feet tall
>Little chubby kid gets off swing and trots off to the jungle gym area
>Fatty mom is huffing and puffing from pushing child
>Proceeds to try and catch her breath by sitting down on a swing
>Should've seen it coming
>I should have expected this
>She sits down
>Swing chains tear out from the wooden swing set
>She slams onto the ground, woodchips everywhere and lets out a strange BWAAH
>Have to bite back laughter while attempting to help her up
>She angrily stomps off to a bench
>Theres a god damned imprint of her in the ground
>Looks like a fucking police outline it's such a perfect trace