> Visiting family in Idaho
> Decide to visit Horse Races
> Get our tickets, start walking in, we're about 5 minutes late because we had to grab betting money from the ATM
> National Anthem currently in process
> We haven't entered yet but we remove our hats and wait for the Anthem to end
> Hamplanet with a mobility scooter comes through the gate
> Scooter screaming under the weight
> Doesn't stop or remove his cowboy hat, just slowly drives in while his scooter moans in protest
> Couldn't hear the rest of the Anthem because Fatty McFatFat had to get his reserved seat
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