Wednesday 18 September 2013

>at bar
>pretty drunk
>chatting with random grill
>female friend cock-blocks me making other girl walk away
>fucks sake
>friends fat sister asks if want to make out
>whynot.jpg
>go home with her
>hard to missionary due to her gut
>bank doggy style
>not turned on
>her grunting like an overloaded truck
>finally unload
>pass out
>wake up in the morning
>start chewing my arm off
>sneak out of her house leaving a bloody trail
>don'tcaregotsex.jpg

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