>Go to bar
>Get shit face with friend
>We both end up talking to this group of 6 whales
>Mackin on the "prettiest" of the bunch, if that exsists
>Hit it off
>She wants the D
>Go to Denny's with all her whale friends
>Her mom drops all of us off at my place
>lolwut
>We're still drinking at like 5am
>Invite her back to room, bro get the hint
>Start to make out with her
>She tries to tongue fuck my face
>Whatever I get naked and get her naked
>Wtf the tiniest fucking tits on this bitch
>Stick my dick in her raw dog
>Lasts about 1 minute before she stops me
>I can't do this
>I'm not that kind of girl
>Gets dressed and leave
>Jesusfuckingfuck
>Go to bed angry as fuck
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