Well not really crazy or outrageous or anything but..

>be in college
>always see this morbidly obese hispanic dude who ALWAYS eats more than 2 plates of food
>have pizza bar in the school dining hall so he is always assured a slice of pizza
>always feel bad for him
>he is famous in a campus of over 20,000 human beings, solely for his obesity
>no, seriously, every fucking person I talk to (whether they live on campus or not) knows exactly who I am talking about, what the fuck
>live on 16th floor of my resident hall
>elevator stops on the 2nd floor
>literally the floor above the lobby
>stairwell is exactly half a flight long
>morbidly obese mexican walks in wearing the same button up shirt and jean shorts he wears everyday
>it is 17 degrees outside (Southern Illinois) and there is snow outside
>he is too fat to wear anything else

I later had the misfortune of meeting him. He's a real fucking asshole, believe it or not. Real scum of the earth kind of guy. Safe to say, I no longer feel any sympathy for the man.