Please, leave the shirt on

>be skinny whole childhood
>dad and step mom are fat cunts
>always trying to force feed me unhealthy shit
>hate when I undersized
>am now a man
>buff as fuck
>invite them to my house to use my pool
>shirt comes off
>step mom mirin
>dad won't take off his shirt
>other fat relatives won't even look at the pool
>mom takes me aside and tells me that my real dad was ringo starr