The most useless super power

>Boss at work is a 350 lbs man.
>My stepfather knows him well, he told me he drinks one liter of scotch a day.
>He also told me that on holiday, he goes in his reinforced trailer in his garden and just eat charcuterie (smoked pork meat with tons of fat, things like that) all day.
>I don't believe him.
>Chistmas at work, small party.
>I watch as my boss gulps down booze as if he was a viking hippopotamus.
>mfw he's so fat he is alcoholproof.