We still mention it every now and then to him and I see her around town.

>younger me had a group of drinking friends who sorta overlapped with a few goth/scene kids
>at this one guys place, its packed with after party drinkers and scene kids drunk as shit
>see this one land locked whale of a creature
>she's all over the host, he's loving it for some reason
>that boy ain't right
>lots of drugs being passed around, don't touch any of them and stick to drinking beer
>strike out a few times with various ladies, starting to think whats the point
>suddenly fatty mcphat's friend is all over me
>solid 7/10, not gonna lie
>decide we'll go back to her's a fatties place
>where is fatty?
>where is the host?
>Oh god what has he done.jpg
>go up stairs, don't hear anything coming from host's room
>knock, and then enter
>oh god what is that smell
>it stinks of shit in here m8
>suddenly host screams and leaps from bed
>there's shit all over his legs
>fatty shat the bed while he was sleeping next to her
>almost throw up, either from laughter or sheer horror
>don't get laid that night