Fat uncle destroys pizza hut

>A couple of years ago
>Remember day vividly, it was december 26th of 2004
>Be on holiday vacation with the family
>Fat uncle is there too
>Takes me and my brother to the pool
>We go swimming and have a pretty good time
>Some chicks are sunbathing/whoring out their body next to the pool
>Waves start to form
>Cool this pool had artificial waves
> waves like in the sea, knocking us back and worth
>Suddenly it gets dark
>Can't see shit
>Is it an eclipse?
>Nope it's Fat Uncle approaching the pool
>mfw the waves were caused by his tremor inducing elephant hooves

>Says clear the way is gonna jump in the pool making a bomb
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>Hurriedly get out of the pool
>Try to yell him no don't do it
>Too late
>Fat Uncle manages to create enough velocity to propel himself in to the pool
>Huge splash
>Sheer force of his jump in manages to slam me back in to the wall
>Water splashes everywhere
>Pray to the Iron Gods to not let me drown
>Quickly swim/run out of there and hope the cardio doesn't kill my gains
>Manager closes pool because there is no water left

Next day on news
>Massive earthquake causes Tsunami in Thailand and other parts of Asia, killing millions, sending them to a watery grave
>See Uncle Fat smirking
>mfw he knows
>mfw the earthquake and following tsunami was caused by Fat Uncle jumping in the pool and he knows
>mfw he nods knowingly and says he did that
>mfw HAES is utter shit and obesity has literally caused millions of deaths