Fucking Cedric.

>5th grade
>there's this kid named Cedric
>Cedric was easily the fattest person I'd seen in my life to that point
>he's Filipino so he had that upturned nose deal, made him look legitimately like a pig
>probably weighed more than about five other classmates put together
>will never know since on "fitness day" (they just check your height and weight) everyone had to stand outside when Cedric got weighed
>only when Cedric was weighed
>once saw him pull out a whole king-sized box of Whoppers (the malted chocolate candy) from his pocket
>once saw him fish out a box of Lunchable's nachos from the trash and eat it
>once saw him walk away with five cups of root beer floats during some class party
>he once went around to all the students during lunch asking if he could buy their lunches off them
>fucking Cedric
>Cedric went back to the Philippines at the end of the year
>at the time thought the Philippines were a third world country where kids had to do manual labor and couldn't afford food
>thought he would lose weight
>little did I know that the whole country is full of fat fucks