Saturday 21 June 2014

Fat people don't brush their teeth

>Be at dentist because checkup
>In waiting room with dwarf planet
>Dentist comes out, talks to her, asks pre-mouthjabbing questions
>Pluto says "I have a few sores in my mouth"
>Dentist asks about what she's done to try and fix it so he knows what to do for her
>"I had these sores for a week, but I didn't brush my teeth because I thought they would go away and the toothbrush only hurt more"
>mfw the dentist's face falls
>mfw fat people "hygeine"

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