Tuesday 12 November 2013

>in the metro the other day
>train arives, I let people get out
>nobody came out for like 5 seconds, decide to go in
>suddenly feel the train shaking, hear heavy, heavy breathing coming closer
>just stand there in horror, could not move, expected to get torn to pieces by some raging hippo or worse
>finally find the courage to turn my head and see the most monstrous thing I ever saw in RL
>a woman so fat that you could literally place a whole beer crate on her fat ass - which would probably even sink in far enough to be well protected
>mfw it took her probably 30 seconds to move 5m through the train
>mfw from that she breathes like she is about to die from an heart attack
>mfw I realize the cancer spreads worldwide

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