Monday 11 November 2013

>at a bus stop
>two bitches so fat they had old people walker
>bus pulls up
>bus driver sees fatties
>bus driver walks to the back of the bus
>initiates air suspension
>bus tilts over
>pulls leaver
>ramp folds out
>fatties waddle up it
>took like five minutes
>proceed to next stop
>anotherfattie.org
>bitch is so fat shes in a fucking electric wheel chair
>not even kidding
>looked like an oompa loompa ate 10 oompa loompas and then chewed that gum that makes you balloon up except the ballon is filled with lard
>bus driver walks to the back of the bus
>initiates air suspension
>bus tilts over
>pulls leaver
>ramp folds out
>fattie goes up the ramp
>reinflate air suspension
>strap down the fatty so she doesnt roll around the bus like a bowling ball
>took like ten minutes

thanks, fatties

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