Sunday 27 October 2013

this is a throwback story from mein youth

>the year of our lord two thousand and three
>be 15
>go to DMV to take learner's permit course with one of my best bros
>line to a table, money box, woman collecting money
>and by woman i mean fat wildebeest
>wildebeest is taking money, giving change
>wildebeest has a different denomination of dollar bills stuffed into the various fat folds of her gut
>stack of 50's in one fat fold, stack of 20's in next fat fold, 10's, 5's and 1's
>cringe as i have to receive change from a stack of bills that was wedged under one of her many sweaty fat folds

my bro and i always wondered where she kept any of the coins... but then again, she was so fat she probably just ate the change

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