> be 3 years ago
> be at party
> host has hamplanet best-friend over
> both hamplanet and host get absolutely plastered
> fast forward to 2 a.m.
> at this point fatass had annoyed almost everybody at the party
> fatass 1 falls asleep in a chair
> host is flirting with me, all is going well
> friend points out a big, dark spot spreadring outwards from fatass 1's crotch
> host hysterically tries to clean her up
> "help me anon, please"
> lel
> decide to laugh and take pictures instead
> get thrown out
in hindside yes, I could've gotten laid, but I'd have had to touch the damn thing, fuck that
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