Tuesday 7 October 2014

Don't drink phosphoric acid, kids.

>fat 4th grade teacher has half a cola and half a diet cola, mixed together, with lunch of pizza from place across the road, every day, gives the remaining half colas and sometimes a square of pizza to students
>has had kidney stones

>fast forward several years
>fat boss always drinking diet cola
>can't drink water without sweetener
>always putting that crystal light shit in it
>sometimes even drinks caffeine free diet cola
>gets kidney stones


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