Here goes
>Get a job at a binding factory (kill me)
>Me and another temp on a machine, in direct view of the vending machines
>Lardosaurus rex goes for her pre-pre lunch snack
>Waddles to the vending machine and fumbles in her pocket for nearly 2 minutes before she drags the change out
>Gets a chocolate bar
>And another
>Packet of crisps
>And another
>And another
>Gets cereal bar
>Me and temp bro dumbstruck, I say 'I bet she gets diet coke'
>mfw she gets diet coke
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