This is why I hate fatists

>ham planet girl in my class
>sits a few rows infront of me
>i would say about 330-350lbs
>came late to class
>she sits in the middle of the class
>other kids literally had to move their desks, not just their chairs, so she could fit through
>kid who sits next to her (a dude who goes to my gym) moves his desk over a foot or two
>hamplanet sccreams at him saying "just because you're a thin strong man doesn't mean you can take advantage of a large independent woman like me!"
>gymbro says "i'm sorry i just thought you needed some space..."
>"FUCK YOU DUMB ANIMAL I DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY SHIT FROM YOU"
>hamplanet uses all the power she had and concentrated it into one slap to the back of his head and then tries to walk away
>gymbro stands up obviously mad as fuck and trips her
>she falls with the force of a thousand suns onto a desk, breaking one of the legs of it and injuring a student
>everyone gets pushed back from the shockwave
>gymbro stands there motionless
>hamplanet tries to get up
>no one helps her
>begins to cry
it was so funny to watch

Grease trap

>Be in a Tuesday night Film in History class from 5:30 to 8:00
>Have some chicken breasts beforehand to keep myself full, bring some green tea in a mug to sip on while watching The Battle of Algiers
>2 minutes before class starts, huffing puffing greatcoat-wearing beast rolls down the center isle of the lecture hall towards the front of the room.
>His hair is slicked back and greasy, the sort of fatty who tries to use style to cover up his disgusting body. He carries one of the hard-bottomed tote bags we were given at orientation, evidently carrying something weighty
>He sits in a seat, unfolds the armrest desk for his own seat, the seat to his left and the next seat over to the right.
>Begins unpacking the buffet bag
>Two hotdogs, two bags of chips, a large drink and some sort of flurry with a brownie.
>Having already brought the fold down desk over his gut and placed food upon the desk, he has no way to escape when he realizes that he hasn't yet plugged in his macbook
>he pleads with a nearby girl to plug in his macbook
>She pretends to not hear him
>He rearranges his feast in defeat to haul himself to the wall outlet
>He goes on to ruin a decent movie and discussion by eating noisily while a lecture hall full of normal students stares on

Meanwhile in University

>in chemistry class
>landwhale instructor handing back tests
>starts waddling around the room
>she says "what a workout"