Tuesday 4 February 2014

Burgerrrrrrrxxxx :DDDDDDDDDDD

>Be downtown san francisco
>Waiting to meet a dude to buy weed
>Hungry, only have 15 minutes time
>Go to subway
>As I sit down to eat my food a teetering tower of fat walks in
>Footlong chipotle chicken flatbread sandwich
>No vegetables, extra ranch sauce
>Large diet coke, of course
>She stows it in her folds and walks out

1 comment:

  1. I don't think fatties should be allowed to live in CA. Or, if they must, stick them all in the desert.

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