>go to Albertsons for groceries
>walking around trying to remember what was on my shopping list
>some old guy with his probably land whale daughter crossing the isle or whoever you spell it
>old guy passes
>landwhale stops and looks at me
>giggles and tells me to go ahead
>be alpha gentlemen and smile slightly and wave for her to pass
>she looks down and blushes, giggles, and does a little hope up saying "hehehe thanks" obviously embarrassed
>obvious animu watcher
>she passes me
>i keep walking
>think to myself "fucking landwhale.
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