This happened to me two days ago
> leaving Costco
> walking to parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth
> 450 pounds easy
> she just finished loading up her groceries into her car waddles to the driving seat. Literally waddles.
> opens her car door and takes out a tub of something
> starts to rub this clear substance on her stomach, all over.
> Finally make out what the tub is " Vaseline".
> think "wtf is this lard ass doing?"
> she plops in her car, with her gut literally jammed into the steering wheel, i wouldn't be surprised if there's an imprint on her stomach when she gets home
> then i realize the use of her vaseline.
> her gut is so big, that the steering wheel can't turn unless shes lubricated.
> she turns to wheel for about 30 seconds, back and forth until it's completely lubed up, then drives away.
I stood there for a good 2 minutes trying to comprehend what i just saw.
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