Saturday, 5 October 2013

> Be today
> Be cashier at major grocery store
> Baggin shit like a cashier does
> Up comes Saturn and presumably her daughter Titan
> Lays out relatively healthy food (caught me off guard)
> Lean Quizene, Weight Watchers, fruit and veggies
> okay.jpg maybe they are trying to be healthy
> Continue scanning, they strike up a conversation about trying to lose weight but it doesn't seem to be working
> Out of no where a random dozen of donuts appear
> what.exe
> Another appears, ice cream follows, 2 liters approach, seemingly endless belt of candy
> They keep preaching that losing weight is impossible
> I tell them to look at whats on the belt and see how unhealthy it is
> Saturn angry
> Explain to them that if they cut all this out of their diets they will begin to lose weight faster, and save a ton of money
> Saturn furious
> Tells me thyroid problem + big bones + genetic + gym is expensive + healthy food is expensive
> Is buying $103 worth of junk food
> ohwell.jpg I tried
> Wish them a good day and begin on next customer
> 15 minutes later manager tells me I am going to be put through sensitivity training or be fired.
> allofmywat.dll

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