> be 21 in American College
> overwhelmed with 21st century trans-fat society
> make my way to cafeteria, fending off fat-scooters right & left
> standing in line, see that mac&cheese is on the menu
> 2 bitches behind me see the sign
> "omg, It's mac and cheese tonight"
> they start clapping overjoyed
> the clapping spreads throughout the cafeteria
> everybody's clapping for mac & cheese
> standing ovation for the chefs
the fuck
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