>In a production of a musical
>The director must easily weigh at least 500 lbs and is a mean little man who chews out people a lot.
>The only thing he devours more than the souls of the innocent is food
>Talks about having high blood pressure and decides to eat a giant cookie in the middle of rehearsal
>Stops rehearsal in the middle of a scene and waddles out very unbalanced
>The two lankiest DYEL guys in the play help him out
>He collapses and starts vomiting and farting everywhere
>Smells awful
>Soils his pants
>Pale as fuck, looks like he's gonna die
>The stage manager asks if she should take over rehearsal and he can go home.
>"I'm the director! You can't run rehearsal without me!"
>Continues rehearsal, shit pants and everything.
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