Shallow Hal would be proud

>finally figured out that all it takes to get girls is confidence
>holy shit it was true all along
>go on mad pussy rampage
>sex with 3 grills in a month, when I had just got off of a 3 year dry spell
>fatty hanging out with bro
>she follows me to room
>fatty with big tits that always wears a tank top to show them off
>she wants the D bad
>bored so I just pull out her tits
>meh
>start sucking on them
>she sucks my dick
>I just keep pushing her head down till I cum in her mouth
>OHGODWHATHAVEIDONE
>get out
>she keeps trying to talk to me
>nope

Well at least I didn't fuck her.