Kelly and her cheesey potatos

Very short story
>With bros going to supermarket
>See the biggest hambulocetus I've ever seen in my town in my entire life
>She is eating, as predicted
>Notices us all looking in awe of her gargantuan flab
>She goes 'Oh I'm not even hungry!' really loudly
>I can't help but laugh
>Deathstare


Bonus Round: She eats nothing but cheesey potatos for the last 30 years. Ugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

How that guy married her is a mystery to me.