Her brain has been replaced with mayonaise

>Be at my shithole work
>Fat chick who's in her 40's
>Only ever see her drinking energy drinks (Monster, Mother, V etc...)
>Drinks the shit like it's liquid gold.
>Ask her why?
>She says why not?
>I tell her that the amount of caffeine she would be consuming is probably 4-5 times the safe amount
>She tells me that she drinks it because she thinks the government has poisoned the tap water and she thinks it tastes different now.

Anyone else got an tin-foil hat fatties?