Round Table Buffet

>driving home today after hittin dat dere Round Table buffet (Unlimited hard boiled eggs), pull up to a stop light
>glance in my rear view mirror into the car behind me
>see a whale somehow squeezed into a car slowly coming up behind me swerving because its driving with its knees because both its fins are mashing a hamburger into its face
>worry.jpg
>It comes to a hard stop (poor brakes)
>Light turns green, watch in the rear view as it swerves because it can't wait to get home to eat

Its not that big of a story, and I'll eat while I drive, but this was totally unsafe for everyone else on the road.