Dear Mom

>mom is obese
>asks me all the time for fitness advice
>one of those situations where she knows exactly what to do, but doesn't do it
>be home from uni on break
>still in glorious winter bulk...shes jelly I eat so much yet don't get huge
>was about 1000 calories short of my goal today, went to chipotle
>came back to a tray of fresh baked brownies
>"anon I made brownies if you want some"
>eat burrito
>go downstairs to throw shit away...half tray is missing
>mom watching tv
>pokerface
>tfw could have eaten brownies instead of chipotle