Five Guys, One Cup

>go to five guys out of laziness
>order a little bacon burger cheeseburger and water
>while wating for my order a landwhale walks up and gets 2 bags of food
>asks which are cajun fries and which are normal
>assume she's ordering for multiple people
>as I leave I notice she has two double burgers, two orders of fries, and a large sweet tea
>shoveling food into her mouth at record speed
>look around
>everyone else in the restaurant is fat

maybe I shouldn't eat 5 guys... so good though.