Please, leave the shirt on

>be skinny whole childhood
>dad and step mom are fat cunts
>always trying to force feed me unhealthy shit
>hate when I undersized
>am now a man
>buff as fuck
>invite them to my house to use my pool
>shirt comes off
>step mom mirin
>dad won't take off his shirt
>other fat relatives won't even look at the pool
>mom takes me aside and tells me that my real dad was ringo starr

McDonalds: Arbeit Macht Frei edition

>Working at McDonald's
>Store is having renovations done
>Guy in charge of contractors is fatasfatass
>I'm putting fries in fryer
>He tries to walk past
>Even with me being as small as I was (Auschwitz mode) there's not enough room
>I get caught on him
>dragged several meters down the aisle
>Finally free myself
>he mutters an apology
>scarred for life

Dominos Bread Bowl Pastas aint got nothing on this guy.

>Lunch room, personal pan pizza day
>6" round pizzas
>See fat kid buy one, walk to trash can
>Scrapes all of the cheese and sauce off into trash forming breadbowl
>Allofmywat.jpg
>Walks over to condiment stand
>Fills breadbowl with ranch
>Drinks ranch out of the breadbowl before leaving condiment stand
>Refills breadbowl with ranch
>Lumbers over to table and sits down
>Proceeds to eat ranch like cereal out of his pizza breadbowl
>Finishes ranch, eats ranch covered breadbowl
>Hands covered in ranch
>Nearly vomit

I wish this story was fake. I'm haunted with this memory.

Nobody wakes up one day and says that they want to be a fatass.

I can understand why people chooses food for an addiction (just like any other drug). Nobody wakes up one day and says that they want to be a fatass. They're eating to hide their emotions. Yes, all fatties need to exercise and eat healthy, but the weight won't stay off for good if they don't work on their emotional baggage.

Take David Smith as a great example. He was fat for pretty much a majority of his life. He was molested as a kid and used food to hide his emotions and to try to not be "attractive". He was a fatass for a huge part of his life. He did get a personal trainer, hate healthy, exercised and lost the weight. But he gained all back. Why? Because he never dealt with this real issues. He failed to work on himself mentally/spiritually, and because of it became a drug addicted and an alcoholic. He lost his best friend (who was his personal trainer), and when drugs/alcohol didn't fix his issues he turned back to food and became a hamplanet again.

People who have been fat for a majority of their life have emotional baggage. If they refuse to work their bullshit out, they'll never be able to keep off the weight.

Fat People Stories

>fat friend wants to go to a over eaters meeting
>she forces me to go with her through various forms of guilt
>we get there, i'm getting dirty or confused looks
>a lot of the fat people are avoiding the veggie platter that's put out, I grab a couple broccoli trees
>these fat people start whining and complaining about fucking everything
>it's hard for me to not laugh at them
>girl who is maybe 19, 5'1 and what i estimate 250 lbs gets up
>"my whole life i've felt the pressure to be pretty and sexy"
>clearly you, much like your knees have buckled under said pressure, i thought
>"i wear so much makeup and always do my best to appear pretty for society. Most days I eat nothing but a bagel or oatmeal for breakfast. but I have bad days like today where I just eat and eat and eat"
>I try not to laugh. Clearly most days are her bad days
>"I have too much pressure to be beautiful. All women do. And then they make fun of us for being over weight, curvy or wearing makeup"
>she described in vivid detail all 8 of her meals. trying to replicate this would do a disservice to her beautiful words to the chicken tenders she grazed upon while working, or the cake she had at her one of her co-workers birthday
>soon, I realized this is how all the people felt. Society was their enemy and their own poor habits were forced upon them
>person after person got up and blamed everything from having kids to being a rebel to being a closeted gay
>the host at one point gestured my way and said "You look like you have a lot on your mind, son. "
>I refused his invitation
>at the end he gives and inspiring speech. "Only you can change you. You must believe in yourself and coming here was the first step. If you want to create healthy habits you are well on your way. I did it and you can do it too."
>on the way out after mingling among the cows for a few minutes I over hear the first girl that got up and spoke "I'm so hungry. I think I'll hit up Jack'n The Box"
>mfw

Fat people get tired easily, it's a vicious circle

>college today
>walking out of parking garage that's connected to the college
>on the 2nd floor
>elevator opens that's next to a flight of stairs
>out comes waddling some behemoth

This is on the same level as those damn mobility scooters. I had a mix bag of emotions right there; mad, humored, disappointed., etc.

Ignorance is bliss, as they say

>on dinner with family
>male and female cousin there
>he's skinny, she's chubby
>"No matter how much I eat, I never gain weight"
>"Eat more" I tell him
>"Sometimes it's just genetics, you can't change it", chubby cousin tells me
>"That's not true, cuz"
>"Yes it is", says skinny cousin
>"No it's not, just count your calories"
>"Like I'll sit and count calories like a woman"

Over here, counting calories is frowned upon.
Once a friend of mine found out I did and started rambling about how doing that makes you a sissy, which I didn't give a fuck about but it surprises me how the general public is totally ignorant to how their own body works.

Scooters for Obese People: The Truth

this happend a couple of months ago.
>at a local surplus store
>getting my chicken/tuna etc.
>see a >300lb 16 or 17 yr old kid riding a scooter
>feel kinda bad for him.
>notice he dosnt have his left leg.
>he is wearing one of those high tech. android legs.
>notice that the guy comes from a wealthy family.
>see him wearing Jordan everything and playing around with his iphone.
>see him 20 min. later at the check out line.
>see his father and mother both using the motorized scooters.
>all they were buying was fucking junk candy, nuttella, ect.
>see him with two boxes of frito fun packs in his cart.
>see him acctually caressing the boxes and liking his lips.
>allmywat.jpg
>pay and leave, as we were loading my stuff into my truck my 2 yr old spotted the bluuber bionic boy with his parents and said. "LOOK DADDY FATASS"
appantly i was calling them names and thats the word that she picked up..
Now everytime we see a obese landwhale in public she openly calls them a fatass.
i don't really know how to feel about this..

Kids of mum who defied Jamie Oliver and fed them burgers through school gates are fat

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kids-of-mum-who-defied-jamie-150132

Julie Critchlow ­shovelling pies, ­burgers, chips and fizzy pop through the bars in defiance of Jamie Oliver

Jamie Oliver & Julie Critchlow (Pic: Channel 4)

She famously enraged Jamie Oliver by selling junk food to children through a school fence as he battled to ­improve menus.

As pictures showed ­“Sinner Lady” Julie Critchlow ­shovelling pies, ­burgers, chips and fizzy pop through the bars in defiance of the chef’s healthy school dinners campaign, she was called “the worst mum in Britain”.

Jamie himself branded her a “t**t” and a “big old ­scrubber” before they later met and made up.

Now five years on, carer Julie, 48, and her two ­child­ren are all overweight ­according to official health guidelines. But she is unrep­ent­ant... and still insists Jamie was wrong.

Julie, of Doncaster, South Yorks, said: “That Jamie is a lovely lad. His heart is in the right place, but he doesn’t know what he’s on about.

“My kids are living proof that a good British diet ­including chips, mash, ­sausages and bacon butties helps them turn out just fine. I also feed my kids salads and lots of fruit. But I let them eat stuff that tastes good too. They are happy, beautiful and have no serious health problems.”

Posing with son Steven, 16, and daughter Rachael, 20, a new mum to six-month-old Ellie, she insists they have turned out perfectly.

Before the extra weight put on in pregnancy, Rachael, was a Size 14 ­weighing 11½ stone at 5ft 6in. A healthier weight for a ­woman her height is ­around nine stone.

Steven, at 6ft 1in, weighs 14 stone... only slightly ­overweight. But he describes himself as fat. Julie, at 5ft 8in, is herself 12½ stone and a Size 16, putting her in the overweight range.

But she won’t accept that Jamie might have had a point. “He’s not a doctor,” she says. “He has opinions about food, which he’s entitled to. But judging by the way my kids turned out, I’d say I was right and he was wrong.

“If I’d done everything Jamie wanted they would have starved themselves through school and been robbed of the pleasure of eating food they like.”

Happy belated Australia Day your Cakeness

>aussie day
>party at my house
>sister invites her elephant seal harem
>my friends all in pool fucking around
>harem is sitting on patio eating cake
>hear them talking about how they have bad metabolism and using it as excuse as to why they're fat
>friend is vegetarian, so have tofu burger for him
>one seal says "ew I dont like tofu"
>we can tell. Its not for you. Have some more cake.
>seal goes back to eating cake with rest of harem
>seal passes out later from too much alcohol
>sister gets me to deadlift her into a taxi
>nearly drop her from laughter