Happy belated Australia Day your Cakeness

>aussie day
>party at my house
>sister invites her elephant seal harem
>my friends all in pool fucking around
>harem is sitting on patio eating cake
>hear them talking about how they have bad metabolism and using it as excuse as to why they're fat
>friend is vegetarian, so have tofu burger for him
>one seal says "ew I dont like tofu"
>we can tell. Its not for you. Have some more cake.
>seal goes back to eating cake with rest of harem
>seal passes out later from too much alcohol
>sister gets me to deadlift her into a taxi
>nearly drop her from laughter