Thursday, 28 November 2013

>Be working at summer camp
>One week we get a new employee
>She is literally the ugliest fattest landwhale ive ever seen.
>Easily 400 lbs.
> would eat green tea powder and chocolate powder plain straight out of the tub with a spoon
> constantly complained about the rugged terrain and having to walk up hills
>her stench was unbearable, like a turd in the sun.
>staff cabins segregated by gender
>all the girls say she freely gets naked at night and farts horrendously in her sleep.
>I cant fathom the other horrors that happen in the girls cabin
>anyways she couldnt even walk 50 feet without having to stop and take a 5 minute break
> so fat that the staff uniform shorts we had to wear didnt come in a size big enough, so she just let the inner thigh seams rip and waddled around with her gargantuan thighs shuffling against eachother like some horrible suspended front-butt out in the open for everyone to see.
> one time the staff area plumbing clogged up and nobody could use the bathrooms.
>maintenance guy checks out the pipes and finds a massive pair of panties covered in shit and blood clogging up the pipes.
>mfw she got her period and bled everywhere and tried to flush the evidence.
>mfw this bitch actually thought she was attractive
>mfw she only lasted 2 weeks
>mfw i hate fat people

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