>be high school health class
>teacher is a fucking cow
>torso pretty much round
>spent a week learning cpr
>exam time
>have to perform the heimlich maneuver on fat teacher in front of class
>my turn comes
>step behind fatty
>put arms around it
>pull in and up
>most disgusting feeling ever
>almost threw up
>sit back down
>next girl goes up
>can't fit arms around fatty
>she fails the test
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