>high school
>huge as fuck teacher/coach named Coach Pat
>essentially a fat as fuck, pasty, neckbeard, ball of fat, easily 400 pounds
>past is shrouded in mystery
>rumors he used to be a Navy Seal, Marine Recon, or Green Beret
>always very lenient with girls in his classes, forever cockblocking and being rude to boys
>in my 4 years of high school i NEVER saw him walking or even standing
>would always mysteriously be posted up in a chair in his classroom, outside collecting money for pep rallies, football games, etc.
>would drive his truck out to the middle of playing fields, various places on campus to avoid walking
>constantly see campus security transporting him with golf carts
>2 years after graduating find out he died
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