Work stories

>Very fat lady at work
>Nice enough person, just can't stop eating
>One day comes back at lunch with enough food for four people, starts to eat it all
>Catches me looking dumbstruck "What?"
>I er... you're going to have a tummy ache
>It's fine.

>About an hour later, she complains of a belly ache
>She's bending over to get something out of her peddlestool when she farts, like a "hilarious" cartoon fart...
>What followed was she shouted "OH GOD" followed by her jeans turning oily brown...
>and diarrhoea trailing out of the bottom of her jeans causing everyone at their desks to scream and recoil in horror

>she ran out crying
>never came back