Walmart wins again

>>be bagger at grocery store
>>fatass comes through
>>says shes starting to eat healthy
>>"lol k"
>>puts bunch of bags of prepackaged salad on belt
>>"Oh well, its something."
>>next up is...
>>bacon flavored croutona
>>"are you fucking kidding me"
>>bacon flavored ranch dressing
>>bacon bits


All of my rage and laughter at the same time. I was like dry heaving giggles afterwards when I went to the bathroom.