Showing posts with label stairs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stairs. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 January 2013

Starbucks ahoy


not much but at the time I was dumbfounded by this bitches laziness.

>at the mall, borders was going out of business so books were hella cheap.
>entrance of the mall is a set of stairs with a escalator on each side one going up one going down.
>fatty going in the doors ahead of me is talking about how she can't wait to get a caramel machiatto at starbucks.
>walk in and see the escalators are out of order
>fatty sighs and whines to her friend about having to climb the stares
>they decide to leave and drive across town to go to the starbucks with a drive through.


There were only 75 stairs I know because I counted them. I hope that bitch gets diabetes

Friday, 25 January 2013

this is happenning right now


this is happenning right now

>mother in law downstairs
>me upstairs
>she knows I have school studying to do
>calls my name
>I don't answer
>calls name again
>still don't answer
>she stops
>10 minutes later she waddles up the stairs breathing heavy
>I am now waiting to see what she originally wanted
>she's always way too fat to come upstairs or downstairs, she just yells

>mfw other fat women in my family do the same

why do fatties yell? Because it takes work to walk up some stairs