Fat People Stories: Austraian Edition

>heard a fatass woman complain that she "needs a coke" in that whiny, bitchy, fucking nasally whinge that fat shits have

>heard it while i was in line for student benefits
>she was in front, complaining the whole time

and this is the part i don't expect people to believe, but i swear on my life is true.

>does the coke whine
>explains to her boyfriend "oh, Marcy's doctor says she needs more potassium, and there's lots of potassium in caffeine, which is in coke, so her doc said it was okay for her to drink it. and you know my doctor said i need more potassium, so..."
>she does this fucking shit-eating grin at the boyfriend
>"coke is good for me."
>i'm struggling to not groan out loud
>boyfriend looks at her weird
>"if you need potassium, why not just eat a banana?"
>she sneers and punches him on the arm

all of my fucking hatred. all of it. and now for the finisher:

>talking to centrelink worker, finally
>hear fat shit talking to her worker
>she's in claiming benefits because of a heart condition, making it impossible for her to work
>heart condition
>drinking caffeine
>heart condition
>potassium
>shit's fucking bananas, yo

Personally I love hospital themed fat people stories

>working in the hospital
>hear patients bed alarm go off, we keep those on crazies or confused patients bed for such an event
>paitent is a Hambeast, easily 400lbs
>"why are you getting out of bed fatty?"
>"anon I HATE WATER, I HATE IT!"
>"We'll you can't get up, you can support yourself and you can only have clear liquids"
>"Coke-cola is clear, go get me one"
>"fatty no that dosent count as clear, only water"
>by this time my co workers can hear her with a mix of amusement and disgust as she begins to do that bullshit fake cry
>"Anon water gives me heartburn!"

Hospitals have given me so many FPS and I'm not a better person for it...